Chemistry Class

One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student's, "What is the chemical formula for water?" Silly Suzie immediately raised her hand. "Yes Suzie, what's the answer?" the teacher asked. Suzie answered proudly, "The chemical formula for water is 'HIJKLMNO'!" Her teacher looked perplexed. He asked "What are you talking about?" Suzie replied, "Yesterday you said the chemical formula for water is H to O!"

Mentor Rakan Siswa

Yea!!!!!!!! Akhirnya dah hbs jgk satu agenda cuti aku. Latihan MRS (mentor rakan siswa). W/pun mula2 nya amat reluctant nak pg, tp sedih gak nak bila dh abis program tu. Sampai skrg, aku x tau knp aku rasa seronok sgt jumpa my should be junior dr kampus kejuruteraan. X kisah la sama ada diaorg tu 1st time jmpa ke or pernah jmpa, tp rasa seronok tu ada. Hmmmm

Ckp la citer psl perasaan aku. Nak citer plak psl program tu. Overall program tu ok la. X de yg best thp over the top. Biasa2 je. Mgkn sbb 1st time anjur so diaorg x biasa lg. I can't blame them. Tp apa yg seronok adalah org yg terlibat terutama para peserta. Dh agak lama jgk aku x hang out dgn so many people watching football so late in the night. Dh lama gak aku x lepak2 dgn member2 laki. So, it was fun (for me. yg lain aku x tau plak lah). Ada jgk la beberapa org yg menyakitkan hati, tp tu semua x meragut keseronokan aku.

My grup mate ok. Semuanya sporting. Ssh gak mulanya nak get together, tp biasalah, bila dah terpaksa, everyone gave full commitment & akhirnya kitaorg jd rapat. Not the best grup, but still a great grup. Tp sbnrnya x adil utk aku compare grup ni dg grup2 aku yg lain sbb stiap grup ada kelebihan msg2.

Byk jgk la yg aku blajar. Mostly benda baru & ada jgk beberapa benda lama yg dah aku lupa. Tp pengajaran yg paling penting utk aku adalah aku mula mempercayai org sekeliling aku. Aku mula mlepaskan diri aku dr belenggu. Bg aku, tu semua pngajaran yg sgt berharga.

Lps hbs Latihan MRS ni ada lagi 2 agenda cuti yg menanti aku. Hbs je MRS, esok aku akn mula cbuk dgn Sukan Belia plk. Lps tu Pesta Hoki. Then barulah aku blh pulang, Miss home so much. X sbr nk blk Hihihiihi. Till next time....

English language

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?

Let's face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught,
Why didn't the preacher praught.

If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn't a race at all)

That is why
When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts
But when I wind up this observation,
It ends.

Mari Mengemas

Cuti dah smpai. So, mari mengemas. Mmg part ni la antara part yg aku x suka time nak blk cuti sem ni. huhuhu. Ye la kalau rumah dekat x pe. Blh deliver trs ke rumah. Tp apakan daya, rumahku jauh nun di seberang laut. So, tpaksa la mengemas & simpan dalam stor. Haiz....

Gambar di atas merupakan hanger yg aku pakai utk sem ni. Ada 50 semuanya. Mai ai. Byk nye. Blh jual balik ni. Korg bygkan berapa byk bju yg aku ada. Tu x termasuk seluar lagi, brg2 lain lagi. Penat giler wei nak kemas brg2 ni semua. huhuhu....

Tp xpe la. Kalau ada brg byk ni ok gak. Byk kelebihannya (antaranya x pyh pinjam brg2 org). Tp time nak mengemas tu la yg payah. Keseluruhannya ada 2 kotak 2 beg. Byk kn. hahaha. Aku dok tgkt 4, stor plak tgkt 2. Time nak bwk trn penat sikit, time nak bwk naik nnti bkk sem, penat byk. huhuhu....

Hahaha. Lps ni bermula la hidup aku time cuti. Tp x cuti jgk sebenarnya. Kena stay 2 mggu utk pesta hoki. Aku mmg suke join bnda2 mcm ni. Tp drawback die blk cuti lambat je la. Lgpun kalau aku blk awal pun makan tido je keje nye. Nnti bila timbang, mak ai, naik lagi. Ah tidak..... tu la perkara yg nak dielakkan. Lgpun ada pndptn sampingan. Kaching2.....

Hahahaha. Okla. Nak sambung blk mengemas. Tu baru fasa 1, fasa simpan brg dlm stor. Ada lg fasa 2, menyapu bilik. Aku ni kan bdk baik. Kesian kt mak cik cleaner tu nnti nak sapu bilik aku yg mcm tongkang pecah ni. hehehe....

Rapunzel: A Tangled Tale

Ok. Seperti yang dijanjikan. Aku nak buat review ttg movie ni. X sangka full house movie ni. Kalah 2 alam (hahaha). Animation pun blh kalahkan 2 alam, apatah lg harry potter. Dh cukup la mengutuk movie tu. Sian dia (perlu ke????).

Typical Disney movie. Typical fairy tale. Cuma citer ni dah ubah ckit dr fairy tale yg asal (kalau fairy tale yg asal laki tu yg prince tp dlm movie ni Rapunzel yg jd princess). Tp msh blh trima lg la perubahan tu (bkn mcm The Last Airbender yg merepek tu).

Dh namanya pun animation kan. Of course la byk pengajaran (dh target audience pun bdk2. aku bdk lg ke? hahaha). Yg plg pntg jgn tamak la. Mcm gothel tu, share je la bunga tu. nak sorok2 buat ape. Pastu, kena percaya kt kebolehan diri sendiri. Jgn biarkan org lain tentukan arah hidup. Kita berhak atas hidup diri sendiri.

Ada byk babak2 yg agak merepek la. Aku x tau pulak kuda ada deria bau yg sgt acute mcm anjing. Siap blh kesan org lg. Pastu kuda tu pulak berlagak mcm anjing. Rapunzel srh duduk. kuda tu pun duduk. Lawak btl. Pastu frying pan vs pedang, frying pan yg mng. Mmg hebat btl la. Aku pun nak blajar seni mempertahankan diri guna frying pan jgk la lps ni. Kot2 blh kalahkan penyamun ke. Tp babak2 mcm ni la yg buat citer ni ridiculous tp best. Satu panggung gelak. hahahaha....

Babak sedih tu la yg buat aku mnangis. Sedih aku tgk bapak Rapunzel tu mnangis terkenang anak dia yg entah di mana (sob3). Pastu ending citer tu. Ingt kan Flynn dh mati, tp air mata Rapunzel slmtkan dia (typical fairy tale kn. mana ada sad ending). Baru ingat nak nangis lg time tu tp x jd. hehehe.

Keseluruhannya citer ni menghiburkan & sarat dgn pengajaran & nilai2 murni. Kalau ada adik/anak2 tu, bwk la tgk movie ni. X rugi. Aku bg 4 bintang utk movie ni....

Hari Terakhir Exam

Yeeha!!!! X tergambar betapa gembiranya hatiku hari ni lps exam hbs. Berminggu-minggu aku menahan rasa tgk member2 hbs paper & berangkat ke rumah. Tp mlgnya, aku x blh blk lg. Ada kerja nak buat beb. Duty calls. Nak buat mcm mn....

Lps hbs je exam trs pg wayang (GSC) nak tgk Tangled a.k.a Rapunzel. Mmg x rugi la. Best!!!! Siap aku blh nangis lagi. Hahahaha. Lawak btl. Cerita animation pun aku nangis. Why not? Kalau mmg sedih, x slh. X ksh la animation ke, manusia btl ke. Jap g aku nak review movie ni. Best tau.

So, apa plan aku sekarang dah abes exam. Kemas brg dulu kot. Bilik aku dh mcm tongkang pecah dr mula study week. Kalau mak aku tgk, blh pengsan kot. Hahahaha.

Anyway. Kpd bdk2 yg dh start cuti tu, slmt bercuti ye korg. Jgn lupa blk kolej msg2 lps cuti nanti. Jg diri. Aku nak jmpa korg blk lps cuti nnti. Ok la, happy sem break everybody.....

PHYSIO THE RAPIST

Physio was an intelligent boy. After doing a physiotherapy course abroad for 3 years, he returned home and set up a clinic in his hometown.

He asked a designer to make a new name plate to be hung on the wall outside the clinic.

The next morning, when he went to his clinic, he was pleased to find that the name plate was already put up but he was greatly annoyed by the wordings on the plate: TUKANG URUT

He went to the designer and took him to task.

“How can you insult my profession? ‘Tukang Urut’ means masseur in Malay. I am a physiotherapist and not a masseur! Make sure you change the name right now! And see that the word is spelt correctly!” Physio said angrily.

The designer apologized and promised to make the changes immediately. Without further delay, he proceeded to change the name but found that the word “physiotherapist” was too long. So he broke it up into three words to make it easier to read.

The next morning, Physio hit the roof when he saw the new name.

On the name plate were written: PHYSIO THE RAPIST

P/S:

take someone(him/her) to task= to scold or reprimand someone

hit the roof= to suddenly become very angry

nak jgk la berblog.

hello.... ni 1st time buat blog. x tau nk tulis apa. saja je. hehehe. ngeeeeeeeee