Smart Kids 1

KID 1 TEACHER    : Why are you late? WEBSTER   : Because of the sign. TEACHER    : What sign? WEBSTER   : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." KID 2 TEACHER   : Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? CINDY       :You told me to do it without using tables!

KID 3 TEACHER    : What is the chemical formula for water?   SARAH        : H I J K L M N O!!   TEACHER    : What are you talking about?   SARAH        : Yesterday you said it's H to O! KID 4 TEACHER  : George, go to the map and find North America.   GEORGE    : Here it is!   TEACHER   : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?   CLASS       : George! KID 5 TEACHER   : Jo, how do you spell "crocodile?" JOHN         : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L". TEACHER   : No, that's wrong. JOHN         : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!