Smart Kids 2

KID 1 TEACHER    : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?" JOHNNY      : "Because George still had the ax in his hand." KID 2 TEACHER    : Now, ! Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SAM           : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. KID 3

TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WILLIE    : Me! KID 4 TEACHER  : Tommy, why do you always get so dirty? TOMMY     : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. KID 5 TEACHER   : Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I." ELLEN        :  I is... TEACHER   : No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am." ELLEN        : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." KID 6 TEACHER    : "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" JOHNNY      : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." KID 7 TEACHER    : Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as brother's. Did you copy his? DESMOND   : No, teacher, it's the same dog! KID 8 TEACHER      : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer  interested? PUPIL           : A  teacher.